So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
J.R.R. Tolkien’s illustrated manuscript of ‘Shelob’s Lair’ from The Two Towers.
Usain Bolt on running fast.
Caution - live butterfly inside.
-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool
John Watson’s worst nightmare
This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.
you must be new here
a crow is a mother
omg too cute
the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy
is this ok can i have this blanket please